What you see here is the final post for this lil’ tumblr. We hope you’ve enjoyed seeing velociraptor heads crudely pasted where they clearly don’t belong.
Sincerely,
RoV
Well, well - if it isn’t Marshal Raptor Givens.
Velociraptor was a never-nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
- You call this roughing it?
- One bathroom for nine raptors? Yes.
We gotta get out while we’re young
‘Cause raptors like us, baby we were cloned to ruuuuuun
Spoiler: the bird dies on page 3.
Oh Billy Dee, you smooth fuckin’ criminal.
Dance your cares away! (clap clap)
Worries for another day!
Let the music play! (clap clap)
Down at Fraptor Rock!
I can say without hesitation that this would lead to the greatest book report ever.
I would still not watch this show.
Correction: I would watch this show, on the condition that the Bacheloraptor eats the prospective mates one by one as they are eliminated. He also has to eat the winner.
