What you see here is the final post for this lil’ tumblr. We hope you’ve enjoyed seeing velociraptor heads crudely pasted where they clearly don’t belong.
Well, well - if it isn’t Marshal Raptor Givens.
Velociraptor was a never-nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
- You call this roughing it?- One bathroom for nine raptors? Yes.
We gotta get out while we’re young
‘Cause raptors like us, baby we were cloned to ruuuuuun
Spoiler: the bird dies on page 3.
Oh Billy Dee, you smooth fuckin’ criminal.
Dance your cares away! (clap clap)Worries for another day!Let the music play! (clap clap)Down at Fraptor Rock!
I can say without hesitation that this would lead to the greatest book report ever.
I would still not watch this show.
Correction: I would watch this show, on the condition that the Bacheloraptor eats the prospective mates one by one as they are eliminated. He also has to eat the winner.