RAPTORS ON VACATION

With one bold move, this show can go from predictable daytime fare to a media juggernaut.

…that will not nearly fill him up.  You’re getting devoured.

THE END

- It’s just the two raptors, right?  You’re sure the third one’s contained?

- Yes.  Unless they figured out how to open doors.

Na na na-na-na!
Na-na na na na!
All right!  All right!

And thus ends my brief foray into Presidents in Movies.  I think we all learned a lot.

Mostly that this is a really efficient way to lose followers.

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its Great Depression time!

If you build it, they will come.

Then they will get shot before completing a year in office.  But they’ll at least come.

1.  I recognize Gerry is really more of the Samwise character, but whatever.

2.  He really looks like Vigo the Carpathian here.  It’s disturbing.

- I’m William J. Clinton, Esquire!
- And I’m Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt!
- And we are…WYLD STALLYNS!!

Just taaaap it in.